Lost in translation

[mortontoemike]

This is the "Google: translation of an Italian webpage describing the Drops Carver Wave Board (http://www.surfinguide.it/prodotti/wsur ... sp?id=2165).

Who wouldn't want to buy a board that " .. careens with phaser .. " and can be used in "decidedly burrascose" conditions! Totally gnarliose!

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CARVER 8' 3 "

They fill up the spaces leaves you from the Flyer with their measures 8' ' 0 ", 8' ' 3 "and 8' ' 5". Realized in collaboration with Dave Kalama are destined to I use wave side Shore. For this more grips regarding the surfata Flyer and more aggressive in, even if less fast are introduced. It careens with phaser it simulates in surfata a behavior from thruster and supplies a good maintenance for the departure in volplane. 8' ' the 0 "are destined to decidedly burrascose conditions and to laugh light, 8' ' the 3" are the table for who want a solo "giocattolo", while ' 8' ' the 5 "are destined to the heavy ones.

[downwind dave]

nice site, you got a good one, i did my starboard and it was pretty plain except for the phrase "easy to maneuver and to make to schizzare outside from the water"
no ones taken that board off you yet?! That phaser thing will move it for sure.