$200 "I can't surf worth crap even with a lesson."

skywalker · Post by **skywalker** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:21 am

Just how much should you ask for your banana yellow board? Surely that ‘custom’ paint job is worth a few coin. It also comes with three fins. Not one, three- Now you can land backflips! Did I mention they were interchangeable?

Christmas brings out the desperation in all of us.

I’ve seen some ridiculous used board ads. I may even have been behind a few. But this year we have a bumper crop of kookdom.

I give you the best of both Canadian coasts. Seriously, these are some real gems.

PRICES ARE FIRM!!#$!

"I can't surf worth crap even with a lesson."
http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca/spo/3446176035.html

For only $150 you too can ride a giant homemade used tampon
http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell ... Z436804204

$325 "with tether" and a paintjob that says keanue reeves is your surfing inspiration.
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified- ... -_18510433

"The board was $1200 new. Triple fin. The fins are removeable and can be changed depending on your riding style." Must be a steal at only $120 then.
http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca/spo/3457699777.html

Only $900 for a used surfboard? take my money
http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca/spo/3439506592.html

Surfboards have a right to a proper burial. Never do this
http://www.usedvictoria.com/ReportSelec ... ion=1&hb=1

$80 firewire? Seems legit
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified- ... d_18573457

downwind dave · Post by **downwind dave** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:04 pm

sad factor too is some of those boards on used vic have been renewed several times over. the one with the peeled off deck is near me too, was thinking of taking a look

SmallWaveSteve · Post by **SmallWaveSteve** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:34 pm

skywalker wrote: $325 "with tether" and a paintjob that says keanue reeves is your surfing inspiration.
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified- ... -_18510433

"If you want the ultimate, you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price!" - Bodhi
The paint conceals the ~4 Sq ft of patched glass and rebuilt/filled foam.
I sold that board a couple years ago for a fraction of what they're asking, it changed hands a few times before ending up at the pawn shop (the price going up every time). At least they reduced their asking price, they had been asking $450...
The best part is the zebra print on the bottom!

juandesooka · Post by **juandesooka** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:44 pm

I hope you did that paint job too Steve, 'cause that's a statement right there.

The first link, the tofino fish for $200, actually looks like a pretty decent board at a fair price. You could surf that in mushy tofino, and you could kite it as a light wind board.

SmallWaveSteve · Post by **SmallWaveSteve** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:54 pm

juandesooka wrote:I hope you did that paint job too Steve, 'cause that's a statement right there.

Haha, sure did! The patchwork looked shitty (used cheap resin) and I had spent a hot day in the sun, huffing fumes (was doing a bunch of glass jobs) and drinking beer, seemed like a good idea at the time

If anyone wants a custom hex pattern or zebra print on their board let me know! [smilie=pimp.gif]

downwind dave · Post by **downwind dave** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:06 pm

i love the little bare patch you left on the bottom to show the dims, like a window to the soul.

skywalker · Post by **skywalker** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:08 pm

juandesooka wrote:The first link, the tofino fish for $200, actually looks like a pretty decent board at a fair price. You could surf that in mushy tofino, and you could kite it as a light wind board.

I know but the text was hilarious.

"I don't know nothing about surfing"

$200 "I can't surf worth crap even with a lesson."

$200 "I can't surf worth crap even with a lesson."

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